An Experiment in Terror Novella (#2.5).
This short story/novella sees amateur Youtube ghost-hunters, Perry Palomino and Dex Foray, investigating the real-life hauntings of Portland’s infamous Benson Hotel. It occurs between books #2 (Red Fox) and #3 (Dead Sky Morning) and is the perfect primer for anyone interested in the EIT series.
I figured while I have you here I would impart some wisdom that I have gained from the Experiment in Terror Series. So without further ado:
10 things Experiment in Terror Taught Me:
1. Beware of Cajun Rhett Butler
Otherwise known as ginger balls, ginger douche, he-who-shall-not-be-named-except-in-insults-I-found-fitting, or just Maximus.
2. There’s no such thing as too much
cowbell er sexual tension…
Dirty, inappropriate thoughts were swirling around in my head. Flashing images of our naked, grinding bodies, his sweaty, tattooed chest above me, while those hands of his roamed roughly all over me, that baritone voice snarling animalistic groans in my ear. It would be dynamite. It would be tectonic. I think the world would implode. I think I was about to implode at the dinner table.
3. Rapist facial hair is the way to a woman’s heart.
4. When a man sings Billy Joel to you STFU and enjoy it!
5. Space blankets
6. Sometimes you gotta sing and dance to Lady Gaga
7. NEVER take away a man’s Doritos
8. If this is on the menu then the only answer is YES!
The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigarette for afterwards.”
10. …but these fuckers are not
Thanks for checking out some of my favorite EIT lessons! And for those of you that don’t understand anything about this post, there is still plenty of time to become enlightened 🙂
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EIT Reading Challenge Tour Schedule
Week 1 – May 6th – May 12th
Darkhouse (Book 1)
Week 2 – May 13th – May 19th
Red Fox (Book 2)
May 17th – 19th
The Benson (Book 2.5)
Week 3 – May 20th – 26th
Dead Sky Morning (Book 3)
Week 4 – May 27th – June 2nd
Lying Season (Book 4)
Week 5 – June 3rd- 9th
On Demon Wings (Book 5)
June 6th – June 9th
Old Blood (Book 5.5)
June 6th-June 9th
The Dex Files (Book 5.7)
Week 6 – June 9th -15th
Into the Hollow (Book 6)
And With Madness Comes the Light (Book 6.5)
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